tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post5015561720240955776..comments2024-03-21T22:47:37.345+08:00Comments on Shahbudin dot com: CEPATNYA BUAT PUSINGAN U?Shahbudin Husinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09425358088501872438noreply@blogger.comBlogger93125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-82450817547749406962018-06-15T10:12:30.116+08:002018-06-15T10:12:30.116+08:00Jika kita terserempak jumpa ular dengan dia, siapa...Jika kita terserempak jumpa ular dengan dia, siapakah yang patut kita bantai dulu?<br /><br />Kita tak perlu ada Phd yang tulen untuk jawab soalan ini. 'Prof Kangkong' yang duduk di hulu-hulu kampung pun boleh jawab.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15456730124961243026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-46826884916383754312018-06-13T23:19:04.798+08:002018-06-13T23:19:04.798+08:00Kesian betul macai PKR tak boleh boleh terima krit...Kesian betul macai PKR tak boleh boleh terima kritikan sebab banyak makan dedak fitnah. Janji manifesto pun tak tertunai ada hati nak menyalak kat sini. Harga hotel dah turun cai pkr tak lepak hotel ke, maklumlah rakyat marhen dah mewah sekarang bawah pkr.Mat Labunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302894789948406520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-55818377661665510332018-06-13T23:12:51.945+08:002018-06-13T23:12:51.945+08:00Ni menteri pasola nih... kasi buluh runcing satu, ...Ni menteri pasola nih... kasi buluh runcing satu, tikam tapak kaki... hahahaaAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08911969300607004297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-52006107012577619142018-06-13T23:10:33.285+08:002018-06-13T23:10:33.285+08:00Thanks a lot to Tun M for arranging new soft loan ...Thanks a lot to Tun M for arranging new soft loan ftom Japan to cancel the previous loan mooted by Najib which look crazy such as loan from goldman sach - 10% commision + interest rate of 8% per annum.<br /><br />Japan is also an innovator, and hence it's not a bad thing for us to take loans from them - I would much prefer this than taking loans from China.<br /><br />Chinese banks are deeply corrupt.<br /><br />The ERCL project was signed with a company that was BANNED by the World Bank.<br /><br />But Jibby knew the "under the table" would fill the 1MDB hole.<br /><br />Japanese loans are going to be cleaner and more professional.<br /><br />And good for Tun to rebuild ties with Japan.Othman Ahmadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11879708262237932092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-70906012783165207202018-06-13T23:01:25.558+08:002018-06-13T23:01:25.558+08:00The Japanese have a high debt because they borrow ...The Japanese have a high debt because they borrow those monies to do infrastructure development and lay social safety nets for their citizens. <br /><br />The Singaporeans have a high debt because they borrow their money to make investments for the country overseas. <br /><br />The Greeks have a high debt because they were a corrupted, thieving, lying bunch. <br /><br />Najib, Rosmah & Jho Low incurred Malaysia high debt because they were like the Greeks. The RM42 billion owed by 1MDB is a “theft cost” - 1MDB has done nothing for Malaysia, it’s a bubble designed to steal cash. But the debt we have to repay is real!<br />Othman Ahmadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11879708262237932092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-12406970200655237372018-06-13T22:45:07.080+08:002018-06-13T22:45:07.080+08:00Sebab blog ni tempat pemfitnah temberang besar. Ka...Sebab blog ni tempat pemfitnah temberang besar. Kau tu penyembah dan pemakan dedak budin klepet. Nama tu nak perli sibudin cai pemilik kilang fitnah belendir pkr. Mat Labunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302894789948406520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-35100501534242287382018-06-13T22:22:01.567+08:002018-06-13T22:22:01.567+08:00wahai mak fantun si pemakan dedak
proton nazak sap...wahai mak fantun si pemakan dedak<br />proton nazak sape yg tadbir melainkan si pm tua<br />tempat berkubang kroni dan perompak<br />itukah yang kau banggakan fantun haprakMat Labunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302894789948406520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-76284177498535705322018-06-13T22:05:55.262+08:002018-06-13T22:05:55.262+08:00Kat tempat aku...mat labun ni gelaran untuk sesiap...Kat tempat aku...mat labun ni gelaran untuk sesiapa yang temberang besar ...hahaha pegilah makan dedak tu banyak2 semasa belum habis ni....Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15148318103062096194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-61679556314864743752018-06-13T21:54:31.604+08:002018-06-13T21:54:31.604+08:00sambungan dialog.....jeng jeng jeng
Mak Cik Tipah...sambungan dialog.....jeng jeng jeng<br /> Mak Cik Tipah: <br />tak taulah Senah ooi...! Ingatkan dulu ekonomi negara kita masih kukuh...rope2nye utang yg kukuh menggunung... Itu utang yang dah jumpa...yang belum jumpa tak tau lagi...<br />Mak Cik Senah: <br />Ish ish ish...tak sangka ye... mengkulat lah kita...ingat nak dapat kwsp... <br /><br />Mak Cik Tipah: <br />Tulah Senah.... habis semua tertipu...bukan tipah aje yang tertipu... Duit kwsp pun hampir nak ruyup.... sabo ajelah...ada rezki ada lah...Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15148318103062096194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-81282214282833103112018-06-13T21:45:53.215+08:002018-06-13T21:45:53.215+08:00Hahaha bro PH semua... selamat hari raya... sekara...Hahaha bro PH semua... selamat hari raya... sekarang mampaknya pro ubn dah dapat tempat kat kedai kopi untuk bersembang dan mesyuarat tingkap...dah tak main kat hotel2 atau rumah kelab... tapi kita jangan terbalik meja mereka...tak baik...kahkahkahIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15148318103062096194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-39071638849386307392018-06-13T21:29:17.395+08:002018-06-13T21:29:17.395+08:00Umno yg di kenang tu pada zaman TM...selepas tu um...Umno yg di kenang tu pada zaman TM...selepas tu umno dah jadi lubuk wang bagi pemimpin2 dan pendukung2 umno....Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15148318103062096194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-9112874146486232922018-06-13T20:42:18.799+08:002018-06-13T20:42:18.799+08:00Pak kadok dengan pak pandir cakap omputih.Pak kadok dengan pak pandir cakap omputih.KEJORAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11630608234475004931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-13995283728688970702018-06-13T20:41:14.717+08:002018-06-13T20:41:14.717+08:00Bila pak kadok berbicara dengan pak pandir. Dua ek...Bila pak kadok berbicara dengan pak pandir. Dua ekor melayu bongok.KEJORAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11630608234475004931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-87430819608728785662018-06-13T20:34:07.316+08:002018-06-13T20:34:07.316+08:00Ha..ha..ha..terbaik bro fan tun
Udah mati akal si...Ha..ha..ha..terbaik bro fan tun<br /><br />Udah mati akal si mat babun<br />Kena tegur didalam pantun<br />Itulah jika akhlak tiada santun<br />Memang patut dah kena sembur kat muka dia pun..<br /><br />Tu la lain kali cakap hati hati<br />Jangan jadi kurang ajar pada orang tua seperti jibby<br />Takut nanti jadi macam2 pulak bila ko nak mati<br />Risau macam GN kata nanti muka bertukar menjadi b**i..<br /><br />Nauzubillah..<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13016706753521145860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-42957687076705070112018-06-13T20:29:28.132+08:002018-06-13T20:29:28.132+08:00Once upon a time in the coffe shop.
A:
"Befo...Once upon a time in the coffe shop.<br /><br />A:<br />"Before the election they promised a lot of things. Toll free, EPF for housewives, reduction of price of daily commodities, free education, reduction of fuel price, one million job opportunities, etc ... but it seems nothing true..."<br /><br />B:<br />"You must understand...our government is facing very heavy debt. We need the money to settle all the debt first... that's why the government launch the National Donation Fund..."<br /><br />A:<br />"But we are going to borrow some more from Japan..."<br /><br />B:<br />"Japan ok lah...but China cannot lah."<br />KEJORAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11630608234475004931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-56093911104047278772018-06-13T20:16:56.647+08:002018-06-13T20:16:56.647+08:00Dulu Proton Tun dah mula
negara dikenal seluruh du...Dulu Proton Tun dah mula<br />negara dikenal seluruh dunia<br />Datang pulak Pak Klepto gila<br />Proton dibagi kat negara China!<br /><br />Tentu kita nak buat lain<br />Apa salah,jealous kemain?<br />Teknologi Jepun bukan memain<br />Hutang negara Klepto yg sign!<br /><br />Kilang baru canggih jentera<br />Macam Proton pekerja Bumiputera<br />Termasuk cai sanak saudara<br />Dedak dah takde, apply segera!<br /><br />Pejuang Kayu mohonlah kerja<br />Setakat mana balaci mak bonda<br />Dedak habis kok makan baja<br />Geng Najib lain, dia taukey lada!Fan Tunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01301063975579174973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-19936231029399807432018-06-13T19:54:19.528+08:002018-06-13T19:54:19.528+08:00Suatu petang di kedai kopi.
A:
"Ko tau tak, ...Suatu petang di kedai kopi.<br /><br />A:<br />"Ko tau tak, hutang negara kita lebih 1 Trillion, menteri kewangan kasi tau..."<br /><br />B:<br />"Iyer ker..?"<br /><br />A: <br />"Nasib baik Tun hadir jadi penyelamat. Kalau tidak negara kita ini bankrap. ."<br /><br />B:<br />"Isyh isyh isyh..."<br /><br />A:<br />"Tengok gahnya dia, baru jer jadi PM semula dah hadir ke sidang antarabangsa..."<br /><br />B:<br />"Iyer...dia pergi mana?"<br /><br />A: <br />"Dia gi Jepun..."<br /><br />B:<br />"Ada apa pergi Jepun tu?"<br /><br />A:<br />"Bincang satu lagi projek kereta nasional..."<br /><br />B:<br />"Ada duit ke negara kita nak buat projek tu?"<br /><br />A:<br />"Alaah...bukan perlu cash. Hutang je dgn Jepun..."<br /><br />B:<br />"Oohh...hutang lagi..." KEJORAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11630608234475004931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-46505145541777161162018-06-13T19:47:38.855+08:002018-06-13T19:47:38.855+08:00Si fantun menari bersama nuar
Tarian fitnah umpama...Si fantun menari bersama nuar<br />Tarian fitnah umpama baboon<br />Fantun hanya penyalak upahan<br />Tudahan tak terbukti dia meroyan Mat Labunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302894789948406520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-90229904520722655122018-06-13T19:39:19.254+08:002018-06-13T19:39:19.254+08:00Mat Baboon dah sebut menari
Dulu kita tengok si Ji...Mat Baboon dah sebut menari<br />Dulu kita tengok si Jibbi<br />Menari bagai tak sedar diri<br />Dalam menari songlap bertubi!<br /><br />Wahai Baboon meh kasitahu<br />Bros Pakatan dedak tak mahu<br />Bukan macam Baboon melahu<br />Berlagak guru tak reti nahu!<br /><br />Yang tertipu Baboon dan kera<br />Konon billion Arab dah derma<br />Parti lingkup muka dah bera<br />Meroyan cai Bugis Panglima!<br /><br />Wahai Baboon siapa penipu<br />Masuk mahkamah barulah tahu<br />Wang negara billion disapu<br />Baboon dapat yong tau fu!<br /><br />Bilalah Baboon nak sedar diri<br />Otak dah penuh najis si jibbi<br />Satu dunia dah tuding jari<br />Sokong lanun Baboon dah hobi!<br /><br />Baboon seronok nak sokong mungkar<br />Mungkin harap banglo,motokar<br />Tuduh menipu kita kelakar<br />Balik ke zoo,masuklah sangkar!<br />Fan Tunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01301063975579174973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-68005128521698482082018-06-13T19:13:48.285+08:002018-06-13T19:13:48.285+08:00Apa yang ko merepek meroyan ni. Kau dah kena tipu ...Apa yang ko merepek meroyan ni. Kau dah kena tipu ikut menari tarian lenggok penukar tiub kepo kepoan PKR pemfitnah. Jenis pemakan dedak tegar ko ni mak fan tun. Bila la ko nak sedar diri, kepala otak dah penuh najis penipu.Mat Labunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302894789948406520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-70999758467777550862018-06-13T19:08:32.584+08:002018-06-13T19:08:32.584+08:00Dok asik berpantun rakyat kena tipu dengan pkr. T...Dok asik berpantun rakyat kena tipu dengan pkr. Tunjuk kat kami manifestun pkr kebanggaan ko tu yang dah laksana. Dah kena keledek dgn bunga ko menari pulak. Kerajaan ko tu bapak segala kroni yang kau banggakan.Mat Labunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302894789948406520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-56878128820792938182018-06-13T19:02:04.134+08:002018-06-13T19:02:04.134+08:00Menyibuklh ko P..M..
Sokong bro nickMenyibuklh ko P..M..<br />Sokong bro nickRamly bin Ahmadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05870009290997284026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-89516853719913675612018-06-13T18:43:15.919+08:002018-06-13T18:43:15.919+08:00Best bro..pantun tujah2 kpla mamatcai umno yg masi...Best bro..pantun tujah2 kpla mamatcai umno yg masih dlm stim sampai biol pasca pru 14..<br /><br />Kawan sekg mungkin dtempat lain yg berpaut teguh kini cukup berasa teraniaya oleh party umno yg dianggap pembela melayu konon..penyelewengan penkhianatan umno ini ketara selepas satu demi satu kes terbongkar seketika ini dlaporkan oleh media massa..seperti kata seorang tua 7 series umno selama ini dluar nampak cantik ttp ddlm penuh ulat..<br />bilamana ada yg beryuten pohon redang pasti slamat dpt berteduh.. nak melepas dari tindak2 seterus oleh pemegang kuasa terkini..<br />Umno hayatnya semakin kepenghujung..kami mohon moga party yg dmuliakan atoknenek kami bungkus karam dilaut hendaknya..<br /><br />Selamat menyambut hari lebaran kpd semua muslimin muslimat yg berkomen dblog tuan Shahbudin selama ini..selamat berhari raya abang Shah..mohon ampun maaf zahir dan batin pd kalian semua..Ramly bin Ahmadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05870009290997284026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-53404596017015905442018-06-13T18:42:53.269+08:002018-06-13T18:42:53.269+08:00Mat Labun anak James Bond
Dulu kerja di kilang sab...Mat Labun anak James Bond<br />Dulu kerja di kilang sabun<br />Join GN nak usaha kebun<br />Sayur ke mana,hutan yg rimbun!<br /><br />Tuan Budin dia nak kutuk<br />Muka tebal masuk ke blog<br />Dalam lelah semput terbatuk<br />Budin yg hebat dia nak cilok!<br /><br />Mat Labun, Albalaci<br />Orang yg sama si tukang caci<br />Jahat Klepto sorok di laci<br />Benda jahat mulut dikunci!<br /><br />Mat Labun jangan berlebih <br />Kutuk Budin makan tak habih<br />Macam kojola sudah serebeh<br />Sekarang di gua mengira tasbih!<br /><br />Dulu kalian lagak kemain<br />Mahathir yg 'renta' dibuat main<br />Nasihat si tua pergi ke lain<br />Sekarang berlari tak cukup kain!<br /><br />Salah sendiri kamu tak nampak<br />Cash is king Kepala Bapak<br />Hebatnya kamu sokong perompak<br />Walau busuk berbau hapak!<br /><br />Siapa kata tak boleh dakwa<br />Sama tunggu hari bahagia<br />Bukan sorang,bersama Makwe<br />Thomas baru nak tukar gear!<br /><br />Klepto jugak tersangat yakin<br />Konon dakwa tak sanggup bikin<br />Tun nak kumpul sebaik mungkin<br />Tak lama lagi..insyAllah talkin!<br /><br />Fan Tunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01301063975579174973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-411252986997266208.post-8002169797199317692018-06-13T18:27:46.135+08:002018-06-13T18:27:46.135+08:00Kami tengah tunggu janji Najib. Sampai dah tak jad...Kami tengah tunggu janji Najib. Sampai dah tak jadi PM pun masih tak tertunai. KehkehkehkehAbuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07305249207302058066noreply@blogger.com